“Sure, after last night’s shit show and today’s shame shower, I definitely considered joining. But I have a feeling a 12 step program would get in the way of my irresponsibilities.” 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
Boys, can’t we just pretend for one evening that I’m not traumatizing you. 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
Well, of course my addiction is rooted in childhood sadness. I come from a family of clowns. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
Hi, my name is Rudolph R. and now that the holidays are here, I am just trying to take it one hoof at a time. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
With a snout like this, you would think I could have foreseen that becoming a cocaine addict would prove to be more expensive than I could afford on a mere circus performer salary. They literally pay peanuts. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
I know as a dove I’m supposed to represent peace, love and goodwill on earth but sometimes when the holidays roll around, I just wanna do tequila shots and fuck shit up. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
The good news is, I found a 12 step program that is really going to help. The bad news is, we’re no longer going to be able to fuck like rabbits. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
I know Step 11 says I can increase my connection to Higher Power through meditation but I’m really plagued by monkey mind. 12stepsmiles / January 2, 2026
