Because he was still under 30 days in the program, no one had the heart to tell Bob that recovery was not magic and he will simply gets what he works for. Plus, the rabbit was cute. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
Enrique discovers that changing the theme from “LET’S PARTY!” to “LET’S AVOID SELF-MEDICATING” puts a bit of a damper on things. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
Dear God, thank you for delivering my wife to the miracle of a recovery. Now, that she’s left me can you please replace her with a wealthy, 28 year old nymphomaniac who likes to cook chorizo? 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
Rick apologizes to his sponsor for rambling and then continues to ramble. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
After most people bottom out, they choose to rise. Tony opted to travel sideways for a bit. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
And the Academy Award goes to Samantha for her ability to turn a small, inconsequential problem into a full length, cataclysmic drama in under five minutes. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
Not sure who you think you’re speaking to but the only ho you should be seeking is a ho lotta Higher Power. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
After 18 hours of obsessive rumination that caused her to skip the gym, break her diet and call her mom with a tornado of tears, Cindy finally comes up with the witty line she wish she would have said to that bitch Paula early yesterday morning. Ha-Ha, who’s laughing now! 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
How dare you call me delusional when you know damn well my head is chock full of irrational, psychotic, self-absorbed ideas. 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
I’m new to all this Step 11 stuff and not really sure how it works, but can you please just remove the lows, keep the highs and we’ll all keep marching happily along? 12stepsmiles / March 12, 2026
