Tony knew the most important person in the room was the newcomer, but if this “It’s my first meeting, how’s my hair?” girl suddenly found a different night of the week for recovery, he wouldn’t really mind that much. 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
“Sure, after last night’s shit show and today’s shame shower, I definitely considered joining. But I have a feeling a 12 step program would get in the way of my irresponsibilities.” 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
You know when you open the fridge over and over expecting to find something different but you never do? Yeah, that’s me with booze, blow, porn, debt, and any sort of personal responsibility. 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
Boys, can’t we just pretend for one evening that I’m not traumatizing you. 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
“Since I joined the program on February 29 of a Leap Year technically, I think I only have to do Steps 1, 4, 8, and 12.” 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
Yo, Higher Power… what’s with this Step 11 bullshit? Can’t you just text me, bro? 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
Tina prided herself on making sure her shares followed the strong narrative arc of a three-act structure. 12stepsmiles / January 5, 2026
